Punting poles
Dear all
After weeks of waiting to hear from me, you're probably now wishing I'd leave you alone. Sorry!
Anyway, for those who haven't read the minutes of this OGM (although I can't imagine why you wouldn't want to), we've managed to set a new record of having the punt out for less than 48 hours before breaking something.
So, our poles, which are locked to the racks with a bike lock to prevent confusion, now cannot be unlocked. I'll endeavour to get this sorted tomorrow.
In the mean time, I'm sure Catz. won't notice if you borrow a wooden pole. Please don't take a metal one, they seem to be a bit touchy about that.
However, if you get caught, I never said anything, you don't know me, and all complaints can be sent to the next meeting of the JCR Electoral Appeals Tribunal. (Too obscure???)
Rule Britannia, God Save the Queen,
The JCR Admiralty