Commodores, helmsmen and stowaways, (yes, I am starting to run short of nautical terms)
While the VIII's continue to battle our rivals in the longboats, I have more good news for this weekend of maritime festivities - the flagship of the fleet is back in the water, and ready to her bit for God, King and College.
Our remaining punt can be chartered by registering your family seal and four dubloons with the lodge. Those without these tithes will have to leave their name instead. A booking sheet is being scribed as we speak, and will be made available at an undisclosed time this afternoon / evening, less the lodge be drowned in a flood of intrepid sailors.
The rules and regulations for use of our fine craft can be found securely tied to this dispatch.
A word of warning for all those who sail forth; the consequence for breaking the rules is keelhauling, a punishment even the most hardened of sailors would fear.
Rule Birtannia, God Save the Queen, etc,
The JCR Admiralty